twisomnia

describes the difficulty sleeping caused by reading Twilight books or watching Twilight movies, usually a result of an inability to stop thinking about Twilight.

*Facebook IM Conversation*

-What are you doing up so late?

-I can't sleep. I just saw Eclipse for the second time today. I'm too excited.

-Oh, so you have twisomnia.

by CoffeeDrinker July 6, 2010

tonsomnia

Sleep disorders caused by love of audio. Typically resulting in bedtime being at sound 7am, broken up by visits to rectec and audio eng.

I was doing edit 3 until 7am. Tonsomnia got me bad.

by Tonmeistermeister January 25, 2018

Tidsomnia

An unfortunate fate for the average person a mental illness similar to insomnia as to where the only one cure is tiddy's. Tidsomnia is a mental disease that deprives you of sleep or rest, without a tiddy. Things can get very bad for someone with tidsomnia. Tidsomnia also has 3 stages :

Stage 1 :
Stage 1 tidsomnia can be eased or cured with a picture or illustration of a tiddy

Stage 2:
Stage 2 tidsomnia can be eases or cured by looking or feeling on a tiddy in person

And last but not least

Stage 3:

Nicknamed oral sleep Stage 3 of tidsomnia can only be cured by orally consuming a tiddy or sucking on one ,this Stage reinstates a core memory of infanthood and unlocks the need for breastfeeding without needing to actually consume any of the milk. When you reach Stage three you can call it quits since rare few have been completely cured of Stage three tidsomnia.

Boyfriend :babe my doctors told me if been diagnosed with Stage 2 tidsomnia there's a chance I can go back somehow

Girlfriend:that's wonderful news babe I'm very happy that it dint get as bad as Stage 3

by iDk_mAnnnnn August 24, 2022

twitsomnia

Losing sleep because you are on Twitter constantly

Bro, it's 3am and you're still on twitter? You need to get checked out for Twitsomnia!

by AJusteGG January 26, 2014