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1. to stick one's toe up another's anus for warmth
2. a sock made to warm the vagina

3. a covering for the toe before inserting for sexual pleasure
1. "I was cold last night when I jumped into bed, and because of the toesock I slept on the floor."
2. "Her camel-toe was warm thanks to her toesock."
3. "Toesocks are a great way to practice safe footsie, protects against foot herpies, and vagina athlete's foot."
toesock by smokeyandthecheesebandits December 22, 2012
Words you can keep

Steel-toe sock

A sock that is used on multiple occasions to jerk off inside of. It becomes stiff around the toe area that catches the brunt of the loads.
ME: Dude I think Mom found my Steel-toe sock under my bed.
DAD: She did. When I tried to tell her to leave it there so you didn't ruin another one she threatened to put it on and kick me with it
ME: she should've
Steel-toe sock by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

toesucker 

Someone who finds tremendous satisfaction in sucking someones toes, seen as an odd fetish, makes the toesucker the target of numerous insults
Peter: hey Alex I heard you sucked Emmas toes on the weekend, you sick fucking toesucker
toesucker by Padre March 14, 2008

toe sock 

socks that you individually put on your toes to keep them warm when they are cold
wow, these toe socks really keep me warm
to suck a womans nice beautiful toes
toesuck by yo mama March 6, 2004

ToeSucker69 

A dude who loves to suck some good ol toes
"You suck toes," toesucker69 responds, "you know it"
ToeSucker69 by xToeSucker69x March 6, 2018

Shreks Toe Sock 

When you mash up a bologna sandwich in a ziplock bag full of donkey semen, then proceed to shove it down your child's throat as a form of discipline.
Little Johnny was being a real bitch today in class, so I gave him a good taste of Shreks Toe Sock.
Shreks Toe Sock by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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