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1. to stick one's toe up another's anus for warmth
2. a sock made to warm the vagina

3. a covering for the toe before inserting for sexual pleasure
1. "I was cold last night when I jumped into bed, and because of the toesock I slept on the floor."
2. "Her camel-toe was warm thanks to her toesock."
3. "Toesocks are a great way to practice safe footsie, protects against foot herpies, and vagina athlete's foot."
toesock by smokeyandthecheesebandits December 22, 2012
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Steel-toe sock

A sock that is used on multiple occasions to jerk off inside of. It becomes stiff around the toe area that catches the brunt of the loads.
ME: Dude I think Mom found my Steel-toe sock under my bed.
DAD: She did. When I tried to tell her to leave it there so you didn't ruin another one she threatened to put it on and kick me with it
ME: she should've
Steel-toe sock by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

toesucker 

Someone who finds tremendous satisfaction in sucking someones toes, seen as an odd fetish, makes the toesucker the target of numerous insults
Peter: hey Alex I heard you sucked Emmas toes on the weekend, you sick fucking toesucker
toesucker by Padre March 14, 2008

toe sock 

socks that you individually put on your toes to keep them warm when they are cold
wow, these toe socks really keep me warm
to suck a womans nice beautiful toes
let me suck yor nice ass toes
toesuck by yo mama March 6, 2004

ToeSucker69 

A dude who loves to suck some good ol toes
"You suck toes," toesucker69 responds, "you know it"
ToeSucker69 by xToeSucker69x March 6, 2018

Shreks Toe Sock 

When you mash up a bologna sandwich in a ziplock bag full of donkey semen, then proceed to shove it down your child's throat as a form of discipline.
Little Johnny was being a real bitch today in class, so I gave him a good taste of Shreks Toe Sock.
Shreks Toe Sock by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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