3 definitions by TheWettestDream
by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017
When you throw your child's dog at a wall at such a high velocity that it leaves a shit stain on the wall you threw it at. A fun activity for friends and family.
by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017
When you mash up a bologna sandwich in a ziplock bag full of donkey semen, then proceed to shove it down your child's throat as a form of discipline.
by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017