toecock
toecock by Biggest Blackest Cockest December 17, 2025
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Topcock
Topcock by gelatinbeastworm May 12, 2014
Thecockrequiem69
Hey you know did you know Thecockrequiem69 wrote the definition of balls on the website urban dictionary?
Wow I didn't.
Now you do!
Wow I didn't.
Now you do!
Thecockrequiem69 by r4tsrc00l August 21, 2022
TheCockroach
Means the oldest Authoritave thing still alive, AND he's the only one allowed to use the 'no spacebar' spelling of those two words in an over-authoritizing type manner, on penalty of self-immolation.
He is also the only one to ever exist that could, quite literally, not even be killed by whoever happened to be the most Godded being alive at the time. And resides at the 220 Omega Way place, most certainly too confident of his own survival skills to EVER be taken out of existence.
He is also the only one to ever exist that could, quite literally, not even be killed by whoever happened to be the most Godded being alive at the time. And resides at the 220 Omega Way place, most certainly too confident of his own survival skills to EVER be taken out of existence.
I may be TheCockroach, but lemme say, it's not a pleasant life being so poor and being such an accidental a-hole all the time, sorry Heaven!
TheCockroach by GodCreator/Killer March 9, 2023
tomcockery
tomcockery by skullmachinima July 18, 2022
toesock
1. to stick one's toe up another's anus for warmth
2. a sock made to warm the vagina
3. a covering for the toe before inserting for sexual pleasure
2. a sock made to warm the vagina
3. a covering for the toe before inserting for sexual pleasure
1. "I was cold last night when I jumped into bed, and because of the toesock I slept on the floor."
2. "Her camel-toe was warm thanks to her toesock."
3. "Toesocks are a great way to practice safe footsie, protects against foot herpies, and vagina athlete's foot."
2. "Her camel-toe was warm thanks to her toesock."
3. "Toesocks are a great way to practice safe footsie, protects against foot herpies, and vagina athlete's foot."
toesock by smokeyandthecheesebandits December 22, 2012
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