toecock

When a cock looks similar to a toe or is shaped like one, it is best described as a "toecock".

"I've heard that Joey has a toecock."

by Biggest Blackest Cockest December 17, 2025

Taecock

A BTS members big, giant juicy, cock who goes by the name of Kim Taehyung aka V

The Taecock overpowers all cock

OMG, have you seen Taes bulge, ITS FUCKING HUGE, I TOLD YOU THE TAECOCK WAS REAL!!!!
I bet you Jungkooks ass is reaaal sore

by vaginalspray November 6, 2018

Topcock

Someone who. thinks highly of them selves. Someone who constantly brags.

Eric is better tthan me at basketball, but he wont quit being a topcock about it.

by gelatinbeastworm May 12, 2014

Thecockrequiem69

Writer of definition of balls on the website urban dictionary.

Hey you know did you know Thecockrequiem69 wrote the definition of balls on the website urban dictionary?

Wow I didn't.

Now you do!

by r4tsrc00l August 21, 2022

TheCockroach

Means the oldest Authoritave thing still alive, AND he's the only one allowed to use the 'no spacebar' spelling of those two words in an over-authoritizing type manner, on penalty of self-immolation.

He is also the only one to ever exist that could, quite literally, not even be killed by whoever happened to be the most Godded being alive at the time. And resides at the 220 Omega Way place, most certainly too confident of his own survival skills to EVER be taken out of existence.

I may be TheCockroach, but lemme say, it's not a pleasant life being so poor and being such an accidental a-hole all the time, sorry Heaven!

by GodCreator/Killer March 9, 2023

tomcockery

when you see some shit that’s retarded or something that shouldn’t be happening.

(dies in a videogame) what is that tomcockery!!

by skullmachinima July 18, 2022

toesock

1. to stick one's toe up another's anus for warmth
2. a sock made to warm the vagina

3. a covering for the toe before inserting for sexual pleasure

1. "I was cold last night when I jumped into bed, and because of the toesock I slept on the floor."
2. "Her camel-toe was warm thanks to her toesock."
3. "Toesocks are a great way to practice safe footsie, protects against foot herpies, and vagina athlete's foot."

by smokeyandthecheesebandits December 22, 2012