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any agency, federal, state, or local, protecting the u.s. border from illegal immigrants. department of immigration, I.N.S. border patrol
i'm sick of seeing all these fuckin mexicans lurking around home depot... the border bouncers need to step it up.
by Charlie Badass February 16, 2011

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a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating
my mom found my spankerchief under my bed
by Charlie Badass January 06, 2011

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a cum mustache, a money shot that is isolated to the area between the nose and the upper lip
i got a blow job from zeus, the midget stripper, and i gave her a foo-man-goo.
by Charlie Badass November 08, 2006

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When you sit down on the toilet and someone is in the stall next to you and you see who can make the most & loudest noises from your ass.
I was in the bathroom earlier today having stall wars with Jermaine from the football team. His shit was so loud that they evacuated the whole east wing of the school.
by Charlie Badass November 15, 2017

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When a transexual makes a profile on a straight dating site and uses acronyms and code words in their "about me" section to disguise the truth hoping to get matched with an unsuspecting member who is unfamiliar with the lingo.
Friend: Dude, I matched with this cute chick on Tender .
Me: let me see... I just read her profile. Its a dude
Friend: Bullshit! Why do you say that?
Me: it says "Po Tg" she is Speaking Tranish. It means she is Post Operation Trans Gender.

Friend: ok cool. Don't tell nobody
by Charlie Badass November 09, 2017

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a rather lame bachelor party that doesn't include strippers, midgets, hookers etc.
Man, josh is so pussy-whipped that he want to go play golf for his bachelor party, it's more like a snatchelor party cause he's being such a vagina.
by Charlie Badass February 19, 2011

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It is an acronym for the phrase eat sleep beat my meat repeat.
also Pronounced ESS/BUMM/ERR
BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday
by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

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