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Talking to the root 

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

To juice the root 

Verb. To engage in vigorous hand-milking whilst maintaining a firm clasp on the manhood.
To juice the root: Even though it was very humid and they were on a 10-day canoing trip, Jane milked John's root like she was back in grade school and made him very happy.
To juice the root by JohnJ555 June 28, 2011

Peasant to the square root of infinity 

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind
I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

From the Rooter to the Tooter 

It's an old expression actually originating from a peg, with the Rooter being the snout, and the Tooter being the tail. So basically it means the whole hog from snout to tail. But has come to mean from head to toe.
That girl is bad from the Rooter to the Tooter.

roota to the toota

In a general sense,it means to go from front to back. It originated in the south when southern blacks were speaking about pigs and hogs. The roota (rooter) is the nose of the pig. A pig uses it's nose to root up dirt. The word toota (tooter) has always been a term for booty. The nose of the pig is in the front,and the booty is in the back. Front to back.
Guy: Man,I'm hungry as hell!!!
Dude: I got ribs on the grill. Come through.

Guy: You ain't got to tell me twice. Boy,I'm so hungry,fuck a rib. I could eat a whole hog from the roota to the toota.

Teacher: Turn in your book reports.

John: Here.
Teacher: Your book report was excellent. You read that book everyday,didn't you?
John: Shiiiiiit.....from the roota to the toota,mane.

Rooty to the tooty 

Meaning getting you vaginal area ate from the front to the back and for male getting you balls sucked from the back
He said he wanna eat it from the rooty to the tooty
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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