Definitions by Unibomber

Brown Cappy 

The solid piece of shit that holds in the runny shit behind it.

DAMN! I tried holding in that Brown Cappy, but it got loose and I shit all over myself.

Brown Cappy by Unibomber June 11, 2004

Talking to the root 

Another way of saying blowjob.

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

Talking to the root by Unibomber June 11, 2004