therani 

A girl, Who is calm and sweet. She doesn't talk much but she is the kindest person you can find. She is super introverted but if you need her, she will talk nonstop with you.

Person1: Who is that? She looks cold.
Person2: She isn't cold. She is Therani who is hard from outside but soft from inside.

therani by Yorushi March 21, 2021

therapist friend 

The friend of a friend group that let's people vent to them but no one ever listens to the therapist friend.

Sarah let's me talk about my problems to her. She's definitely the therapist friend.

therapist friend by Sable135 September 15, 2021

Theranos 

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.

I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!

Theranos by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019

wardrobe therapist 

an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire

Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.

wardrobe therapist by ayyfron August 6, 2010

massage therapist 

The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.

That massage therapist just saved my life!

massage therapist by alliresa September 27, 2008

Tharaniyan 

Tharaniyan- a crazy wild guy, who’s horny all the times.

Oh Wow! He’s so Tharaniyan.
I’m so Tharaniyan for you.

Tharaniyan by Ksosk December 8, 2019

Respiratory therapist 

a health care worker that helps people with breathing problems

If you can't breath, you should go see a Respiratory Therapist!!

Respiratory therapist by JennOwens August 11, 2008