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Viso

Without question, the best energy/supplemental drink in the world!!!! Locally owned in Portland (but you can also get it in Washington). That's good though. I would hate to see it end up being some chain like Sobe or Red Bull! 300 milligrams of caffeine, btw. So, this drink doesn't pussy-out...
Fuck coffee, get me some Viso! Vigor or Will, please.
by Soul_Driver August 15, 2009
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DMV

Department of Motor Vehicles. The William Shakespeare of the worst place to wait in line for!!!!
I can't believe I had to wait in line for 2 hours to get a new fucking ID!!! I piss on the DMV's face!
by Soul_Driver August 16, 2009
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Jiggabuffoon

Being a jiggaboo & a buffoon all at once. So, quite simply most of the African-Americans flooding our country. See Al Sharpton and Flava Flav
Don't forget to add some watermelon to that jiggabuffoon Al Sharpton's Popeye's chicken!
by Soul_Driver December 26, 2008
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Beto O'Rourke

Texas congressman with a Kennedy & Obama-esque charisma who barely lost the senate seat to Lyin' Ted Cruz and will wipe the floors with Dump if he decides to run for POTUS in 2020.
Beto O'Rourke is the future and will leave Donald Trump in tears when he comes to terms with his inevitable defeat.
by Soul_Driver January 7, 2019
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Theranos

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.
I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!
by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019
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The Washington Post

One of the most prestigious & credible news organizations along with The New York Times and Wall Street Journal. After all, the paper is the reason why Richard Nixon resigned.

While Trump supporters hate it, but it's also a thorn to the sides of every Bernie Bro because they despise that an evil billionaire like Jeff Bezos owns it and when reporters write pieces to let readers know that Bernie Sanders is a divisive old goat making proposals that are economically impossible. Cults don't like it when their almighty leaders get fact checked.
The Washington Post isn't fake news. Sorry Trumpers and Berners!
by Soul_Driver November 6, 2019
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by Soul_Driver November 12, 2019
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