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Mainstream Media

A pejorative used by dumb right-wingers that get their information through Facebook memes and YouTube conspiracy theorists
I hate to break it to you, hillbilly, but credible sources that actually fact check are a part of the mainstream media
by Soul_Driver December 24, 2020
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Theranos

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.
I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!
by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019
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Hanz de Fuko

The best hair line for men ever. 100% Organic, weightless and free of chemicals that you find in most products. I normally don't go nuts for hair products, but it's pretty awesome stuff!
I love Hanz de Fuko, man! *takes out the Sponge Wax*
by Soul_Driver July 19, 2011
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Tucker Carlson

The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.
by Soul_Driver January 19, 2022
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Wall Street Journal

An overall great newspaper that writes very compelling articles related to Business. Since it's conservative-leaning, the op-ed section is a MAGAt cesspool.
Wall Street Journal is a good source but avoid reading the opinion section. You will save brain cells from getting murdered.
by Soul_Driver December 27, 2020
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Ron DeSantis

Governor of Florida. An example on what happens when you vote for a Trumptard. Expect them to be not only be a blithering dumbass, but incompetent which happens to be a facet that's even worse in leadership.
As long as the economy doesn't decline, to hell with Floridians dying! That's Ron DeSantis in a nutshell!
by Soul_Driver May 3, 2020
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Shaved head

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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