Soul_Driver's definitions

Uncle Tim

The nickname for Tim Scott, the disingenuous black US Senator from South Carolina.

Oh look, Uncle Tim is kissing the white MAGA's ass again.

by Soul_Driver June 18, 2022

Barback

In colloquial terms... the bartender's bitch.

They do most of the work for about half of the tips that bartenders make. However, it's a great stepping stone for newbies in the service industry. They just have to make their expectations clear that they want to eventually move up so management won't take advantage of their reliability and hard work.

Every well-paying bartender was once a barback

by Soul_Driver June 5, 2022

Tucker Carlson

A dangerous demagogue masquerading as a journalist.

The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.

by Soul_Driver January 19, 2022

Critical Race Theory

Taught ONLY in law school, you idiot.

Critical Race Theory is mostly a Republican dog whistle meant to scare uneducated white parents

by Soul_Driver November 5, 2021

Joe Manchin

The US Senator from West Virginia that intentionally obstructs groundbreaking, popular climate legislation under the guise of staunch bipartisanship.

The reality is that he's putting his own self-interest in a dying industry (coal) before the country and his constituents.

Joe Manchin forgets that people voted for Joe Biden for President, not him.

by Soul_Driver November 1, 2021

OnlyFans

Something that no dignified man who has options with women, whether he's financially well-off or handsome, would be caught dead subscribing to.

Brad: Would you subscribe to this chick's OnlyFans account?

Paul: Fuck no! I'm a good-looking guy. I could have her in real life.

by Soul_Driver September 17, 2021

Gavin Newsom

Governor of California who will not only survive the 2021 Trump-aligned recall, but will get re-elected in 2022. The man is competent and has a future.

Face it, crybabies... Gavin Newsom isn't going anywhere.

by Soul_Driver September 11, 2021