William Barr

United States Attorney General.

A sycophantic, Dan Conner lookalike spin doctor blob who's clearly trying to protect the orange cunt by refusing to let the American people see the full, unredacted Mueller report.
Person #1: If there's no evidence of wrongdoing, why won't AG William Barr release the full report?
Person #2: Because he's a Trump lackey who's trying to hide something.
by Soul_Driver April 18, 2019
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New York Times

One of the greatest newspapers that you can always rely on.

And no it's definitely not left-winged propaganda. In reality, it's pretty centrist.
New York Times keeps me informed.
by Soul_Driver December 27, 2020
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Uncle Tim

The nickname for Tim Scott, the disingenuous black US Senator from South Carolina.
Oh look, Uncle Tim is kissing the white MAGA's ass again.
by Soul_Driver June 19, 2022
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Joe Manchin

The US Senator from West Virginia that intentionally obstructs groundbreaking, popular climate legislation under the guise of staunch bipartisanship.

The reality is that he's putting his own self-interest in a dying industry (coal) before the country and his constituents.
Joe Manchin forgets that people voted for Joe Biden for President, not him.
by Soul_Driver November 02, 2021
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Johnnie Cochran

Scumbag lawyer who pulled out the race card and used fallacies to get a double murderer off scot-free.
Johnnie Cochran ignored the real issues to get O.J. Simpson off the hook.
by Soul_Driver June 22, 2016
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The Daily Wire

Another shitty right-winged news source that puts biased ideology over fact checking. Ben Shapiro is one of the co-creators. What a shock.
The Daily Wire is known to downplay the threat of climate change. It sucks.
by Soul_Driver February 11, 2021
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Belief Perseverance

A cognitive bias. It's fairly similar to confirmation bias except an individual actually receives information that discredits or contradicts their beliefs but continues to cling on to their views out of stubbornness.
Elmer doesn't think Donald Trump is divisive even though I showed him a video proving otherwise? Man, he has belief perseverance issues.
by Soul_Driver June 04, 2019
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