Therapist

word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.

I'll take the rapist for 500

by Chase C May 31, 2005

Therapist

A stranger that you tell everything about you and your life that you would not tell your best friends.They are ment to help people

"My friend's dad is a therapists '

by I was never here123 November 11, 2019

Therapist

Someone who impersonates a therapist for personal gain.

People come to me with their problems thinking I'm a therapist, nah bitch I'm the rapist.

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021

Therapist

A guy who can't help EVERYBODY...

Client-I eat people.
Therapist-How does that make you feel?

by Skelectory April 7, 2009

Therapist

That weird lady that sits there and pretends that she knows what's going on in my life

I have to visit my therapist.. what a poser

by Sambrown September 28, 2015

Therapist

1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy

2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting

Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"

Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...

Friend:

by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005

Therapist

Someone you go to when you have too much money and need to get rid of it.

I had 100$ laying around so I decided to go to a therapist and get yelled at for an hour.

by Zazzy&TheDankos January 5, 2018