ayyfron's definitions

fablapidated

The combination of fabulous and dilapidated.

Person 1: So, how was St. Petersburg, Russia? Did you enjoy your trip?

Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.

by ayyfron August 22, 2012

Duckeasy

A restaurant that surreptitiously serves foie gras (fattened duck liver) in jurisdictions that outlaw the practice. The name is a play on the prohibition era phenomenon of the speakeasy, which illegally served alcohol.

George: I'm going out for some foie gras tonight. Want to come?

Martin: I thought that foie gras had been banned.

George: It has been but you can still get it at the duckeasy.

by AYYFRON July 22, 2012

beauty gap

A sharp, easily noticeable difference in the beauty/physical attractiveness of two members of a couple

Person 1: Do you think that Richard and John will get married?

Person 2: No, Richard will dump John.

Person 1: Why do you say that?

Person 2: Because there is too much of a beauty gap.

Person 1: Oh yeah, good point.

by ayyfron March 13, 2012

shoilette

a combination of a shower and a toilette often in bathrooms without a clear separation between the two.

Kathy thought that her shoilette was very convenient as a place to shave her legs. Plus you never know when you might need to go.

by ayyfron September 1, 2011

exfornicate

to cut someone off from the benefits of sexual intercourse (a combination of excommunicate and fornicate)

Dede decided, one more slight about her housekeeping skills and she would exfornicate her husband

by AYYFRON May 8, 2011

name carpetbombing

excessive name dropping, a combination of name dropping and carpet bombing

Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."

Person two: "Shut up."

Person one: "Why?"

Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."

by AYYFRON April 24, 2011

sympathy cold

A mild illness that one contracts or develops following the passing of a loved one.

Crap. Uncle Tim died. That means I'll get a sympathy cold that will last for weeks.

by AYYFRON April 1, 2011