The 1

The most intense and heavy band in the history of man. Their music (if it can be called that, for it is truly much greater than mere "music") contains a power so great that it can and will consume one's soul.

If I ever see The 1 in concert, I will pee myself.

The 1 by Scummditty January 3, 2008

the 1% 

The set of millionaires and billionaires who make more than 99% of Americans and who currently run everything from the media to the government

Progressive: This is ridiculous! The middle class pays more in taxes than millionaires and billionaires! Tax the 1%!
Average American: Nah.

the 1% by CLLNS January 2, 2017

The 1-4 Scale 

A simple scale to measure your attraction to a woman.
1. I wouldn't and I don't see why anyone would

2. I wouldn't buy I can see why someone would

3. I would but I can see why someone wouldn't

4. I would and I can't see why anyone wouldn't

"Damn dude she's bad AF, what would you rate her on the 1-4 scale"
"Yea she's cute, I'd only give her a 3 tho"

The 1-4 Scale by Howie440 August 1, 2020

The 1 - 4 scale 

The 1 - 4 scale was devised by several brilliant minds who grew increasingly frustrated with the inherent subjectivity of rating women on a 1-10 scale of fuckability. Hence, the 1 - 4 scale was created to avoid the dubious, yet frequent dilemma of distinguishing between a "9" an 8.4" a "3.4" etc. The genius of the 1 -4 scale is that it employs a categorical, objective system generally agreed upon by most heterosexual males (and lipstick lesbians, not the butch ones).
Without further ado, here is the breakdown of categories:

A "1": This category is designated for females who you un-mistakenably, undoubtedly, and unabashedly would not have sex with, even in your most inebriated, depressed and lonely state. The "1" is generally characterized by the lethal combination of an ugly face, extreme obesity and very low self-confidence.

The "2":
This category is interesting because a lot more variables come into play here. The "2" is agreed upon to be generally unattractive however due to a variety of circumstances (i.e. shes a butter face, decent face with a fat body, or you have a fetish for 14 year old Malaysian prostitutes), you will have sex with her if you are drunk enough. The key here is that nobody finds out. You make sure you keep this one to yourself.

The "3":
Simultaneously the easiest, yet most problematic category to define. The "3", very broadly put, is a legitimately attractive female who you would unashamedly have sex with. The "3" is worthy of bragging rights, perhaps even girlfriend material, if you're a pussy like that. This is probably the best you're going to ever do.

the "4":
The "4" is distinct and should not be thrown around lightly. To put it in the words of one of the founding fathers of the 1-4 scale, "this girl is so hot, you would kill your own mother and piss on her grave just to smell this girl's shit." While killing is a little extreme (given the nature of our court system and their increasing willingness to play the "hard line" on parent killings), it puts into context the magnitude of what the "4" represents. This girl is so out of your league, you avoid eye contact at all costs. "4's" represent under 1% of the female population, and you most likely will never insert your penis in one.

Me: "Hey dude, how did last night go?"
Roommate: "Not bad, brought a girl home"
Me: "Nice. She a 3?"
Roommate: "No, i'd say like a 7/10"
Me: "Listen cock-smoker, the 1-10 scale is for fucking amateurs, what is she on the 1 - 4 scale we discussed?"
Roommate: "Oh..I'd say mid-to-high 2ish"
Me: "werd"

The 1 - 4 scale by porneggs March 1, 2009

The 1,2, Donny Punch

One of the most lethal punches a human can possibly throw, only 3 people in the entire Earth can perform this radical move. This move includes 2 lethal jabs and/or punches. This move was invented by the one and only true superior, Donovan Farrel.

This guy was coming at me and I hit him with the 1,2, Donny Punch and he was immediately dead.

The 1,2, Donny Punch by S O L I D I T Y June 16, 2017

The 1.5 

An impromptu defecation involving an individual (esp. male) who chooses to urinate in a seated position.

Dude, sometimes I just like to pee sitting down because not only is it more relaxing and hygienic, but you never know when the 1.5 will show up.

The 1.5 by Will "Cool Whip" Wheaton February 22, 2010

The 1-2-3 Test 

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.

Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.

The 1-2-3 Test by JAM May 16, 2004