telentoro 

a person who destorys mames and kills all in his path. destroyer of nations words and all he survays. created by josh duff to rule the world of hevan and hell

telentoro is comming run for he will destroy everything

telentoro by joshua alland duff July 21, 2011

Telenor... 

1.What people say in Norway when their network fails...

2. When you stand there, horror struck, alone and desperate, there is only one word that crosses your mind.. "Telenor".

It was a cold winternight. Jimmy was about to log onto his computer to check Facebook. Yet when he pressed enter after he finished typing, nothing happened. "shit.." he whispered lightly to himself, he tried once more..
"telenor...!" he said to himself, another time Jimmy tried, but all seemed hopeless. "TELENOOOOOOOR!"

Jimmy cried into the night...

Telenor... by ponduwudus April 26, 2011

Teletoon 

Canadian Cartoon Network. Available in both French and English, due to the country's bilinguism. Used to have a Teletoon at Night segment, which would be equivalent to Adult Swim, though it was closed on March 31st, 2019 (though it still exists in the French version of Teletoon) and got replaced with, well, Adult Swim.

Canadian: Hey did you see that new episode of Teen Titans Go on Teletoon yesterday at 8?
French Canadian: What? Wasn't it a Total Dramarama episode?
American: What the hell is a Teletoon?

Teletoon by poudink November 29, 2020

telestroking

A snarky and disparaging term used to describe the commonplace distracted attendance of telemedicine appointments by tuned-out and exhausted medical professionals during the Covid-19 Pandemic.

I logged onto the “telemed” appointment and was hit immediately by the vibe that my doctor was telestroking his way through the numbing electronic workday he was trying hard to embrace with an abnormally forced charm and weirdly vacant grin.

telestroking by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2021

Teentool 

A male teenager with serious behavioural problems, primarily being a tool or wanker.

The Teentool is easily recognisable by its apparal. Usually a track or shell suit, the trousers of which are tucked into the socks; a baseball cap worn at a jaunty angle and either bling or tat's or both.

The Teentool's habitats are shopping arcades and magistrates courts.

The teentool's language is very complex and is broadly unintelligable except for the expletives which are peppered throughtout any given period of noise making.

The Teentool has a variety of modes of transport, apart from running, these include BMX style bicycles, small trail bikes or small old cars which have been pimped beyond recognition.

I have struck him from my Christmas list as he has become such a Teentool. I saw him outside the Magistrates court yesterday, gurning like a safari park chimp.

Teentool by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009

telestronomy 

A science that relates the testicular sex of rape rabbits with the ass pirates of south quebec

The ass pirates of south quebec descend from the original aboriginal/west vietnamese frenchmen seal coalers. they are a rare kind of maschetharph.

telestronomy by DoctorFunkenstein June 20, 2004

telesforo 

This person is one of the best people you will ever meet. Telesforo is always working hard and wouldn’t stop until it is perfect. Telesforo is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He is very handsome and very smart. He helps everyone he meets.

“Is that telesforo”
“Yah he’s great”

telesforo by 1245678 November 16, 2020