telenor 

Norwegian gay club

telenor by GIMLI LOVES METALLICA October 10, 2003

telenor 

Telenor is the Norwegian Telecom Corporation. They own all the phone-wires in Norway, and because of this, they try to steal as much money as possible from people as they can. Telenor doesn't seem to be bothered by the fact that the monopoly of phone-services has disappeared a long time ago. Victims of Telenor are mostly the Internet-users, who has to pay way too much for low-bandwidth connections. They try to confuse their customers by telling everyone that they are very cheap.

Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish

telenor by No Idea May 10, 2005

Telenor... 

1.What people say in Norway when their network fails...

2. When you stand there, horror struck, alone and desperate, there is only one word that crosses your mind.. "Telenor".

It was a cold winternight. Jimmy was about to log onto his computer to check Facebook. Yet when he pressed enter after he finished typing, nothing happened. "shit.." he whispered lightly to himself, he tried once more..
"telenor...!" he said to himself, another time Jimmy tried, but all seemed hopeless. "TELENOOOOOOOR!"

Jimmy cried into the night...

Telenor... by ponduwudus April 26, 2011

Teleporting BDSM Chad 

A high value and incredibly attractive male who is typically a serial killer, into rough sex and BDSM and somehow able to teleport when the authorities show up to arrest him.

Why the fuck did they make Ted Bundy a teleporting BDSM Chad in American Boogeyman?

Teleporting BDSM Chad by Feridon Hamidi October 18, 2021

Teleport Bread 

Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".

For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.

Teleport Bread by Fishyyz January 8, 2021

telenovela 

A soap opera, of Spanish or Latin American origin. Famed for having strange plots, even for soap operas, and some of the worst offenses of overacting ever.

"Fernando, mi amigo! Y Maria, mi mujer! En el cuchi-cuchi! PORQUE, MARIA?!"
"Porque Fernando es muy grande! Y tu eres chiquito!"

telenovela by kikanjuuneko January 27, 2005

telefornication 

Also known as "phone sex."

(phrase invented by AJ)

-I have been having these constant urges for telefornication.
-We telefornicated all night.
-When you move to Knight's Bridge, are you going to telefornicate with your lover?

telefornication by looover May 31, 2006