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Teletoon 

Canadian Cartoon Network. Available in both French and English, due to the country's bilinguism. Used to have a Teletoon at Night segment, which would be equivalent to Adult Swim, though it was closed on March 31st, 2019 (though it still exists in the French version of Teletoon) and got replaced with, well, Adult Swim.
Canadian: Hey did you see that new episode of Teen Titans Go on Teletoon yesterday at 8?
French Canadian: What? Wasn't it a Total Dramarama episode?
American: What the hell is a Teletoon?
Teletoon by poudink November 29, 2020
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teletoon 

Stupid TV station with retarded shows like caiouu and my dad the rockstar. the average person would rather watch Mythbusters...at least they have explosions
Guy 1: OMG i love this tv station!!!11one
Guy 2: Geez, ur a retard, change the channel to mythbusters, i hear they are making a chicken cannon or something.
Guy 1: *cries then goes to his room to cut his wrists and worship Teletoon*
teletoon by Ludaguffia September 5, 2007
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Telethon Boy

Yet another nickname for George W. Bush (because of his resemblance to those stuttering retarded kids on those telethons for the disabled).
"Please help, c-c-call now"
Telethon Boy is on TV again; I really hope they find a cure for whatever he has.
Telethon Boy by Author June 17, 2006

telethon 

a televised donor call-in event wherein the sponsors keep 75% of the proceeds to line their own pockets, 20% is allocated for administrative costs, and the remaining 5% is given to the charity in question
Dude, I don't have cable and there's nothing on network TV tonight except this fuckin' telethon.
telethon by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

telethon 

An endless phone conversation (a portmanteau of telephone + marathon).
My daughter was having a telethon with her boyfriend so I couldn't make a call for hours.
telethon by Lorinc Szeredas July 6, 2008

Teletonken 

The German way of saying telephone.
"Man, when will she get off the teletonken?"
Teletonken by Tmac02892 October 22, 2009
Charity function to fund disabled kids in Latin America which can also be used for stupid or idiotic people
teleton by Ralph_1967 February 13, 2017