teletoon

Stupid TV station with retarded shows like caiouu and my dad the rockstar. the average person would rather watch Mythbusters...at least they have explosions

Guy 1: OMG i love this tv station!!!11one
Guy 2: Geez, ur a retard, change the channel to mythbusters, i hear they are making a chicken cannon or something.
Guy 1: *cries then goes to his room to cut his wrists and worship Teletoon*

by Ludaguffia September 5, 2007

Teletoon

Canadian Cartoon Network. Available in both French and English, due to the country's bilinguism. Used to have a Teletoon at Night segment, which would be equivalent to Adult Swim, though it was closed on March 31st, 2019 (though it still exists in the French version of Teletoon) and got replaced with, well, Adult Swim.

Canadian: Hey did you see that new episode of Teen Titans Go on Teletoon yesterday at 8?
French Canadian: What? Wasn't it a Total Dramarama episode?
American: What the hell is a Teletoon?

by poudink November 29, 2020