tuned 

To get drunk or already getting drunk

Man i am getting tuned tonight!

tuned by FHS Kid February 4, 2006

tuned 

A car that is maxed out in power and has all the best possible parts for it

look at that tuned zonda c12s

tuned by chris gray January 4, 2005

tuned 

Stating that someone or something competing lost badly at whatever activity.

Dude, we got tuned in last night's soccer game, we lost 9-0.

or

Your'e getting tuned man, just give up.

tuned by hektor January 27, 2005

tuned 

facetuned af

bro trust me her face doesn't look like that, she tuned the fuck out of that picture

tuned by ggitter_girl March 20, 2021

Tuned 

Be in tune with oneself, life, and everything. Achieve a higher state of being, usually with the aid of psychoactive and shamanic substances (entheogens) such as cannabis and psilocybin mushrooms.

He's getting tuned; I'm in complete tune; Let's get tuned tonight!

Tuned by TunedMan August 5, 2022

tuned up 

The act of receiving or delivering a "no holds barred" beating by one indiviual or several individuals.

Yo, that wigger got tuned up!

tuned up by druzicka July 14, 2005

tuned to the moon 

Someone who is either an idiot, or spends too much time taking drugs. Someone who shows signs of minimal intelligence and/or common sense.

This phrase can be used in an offensive or a friendly context.

"Look at that prick, he's fuckin tuned to the moon, so he is"

"Ah've goat my giro, ah'm gonna be well tuned tae the moon the night so ah am"

tuned to the moon by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004