metroidvania

A garbage term for a genre that was created entirely by Metroid and for which Castlevania deserves no credit for. """Metroidvania"""s are characterized by their open world environments and their use of upgrades that slowly make more areas of the map accessible. Most games in the genre are two-dimensional.

Gamer: Look at my new Metroidvania game!
Other gamer: Please just call it a Troidlike or whatever...

by poudink January 04, 2021

Urban Dictionary

My favorite place to write negative definitions for words I don't like or to sneak inside jokes into definitions even though they say not to do it.

Imagine using Urban Dictionary as a legitimate dictionary lmao. Half the definitions are about sex and the other half are about politics.

by poudink January 09, 2021

GIF

A hopelessly outdated image format that is nowadays mostly used for animated pictures. Has ridiculous limitations such as a maximum of 256 colors and inefficient compression but keeps being used because none of the superior alternative formats ever caught on. Also, nobody seems to be able to agree on the pronounciation, for some reason.

Person: Woah, nice GIF you got there. Sucks you can see so much banding from those pesky color limitations.
GIPHY: So, are you gonna use a GIF in your definition or not?
Person: Nah, wouldn't be caught dead using one of those things. It's not like GIPHY even really uses GIFs. They're all just looped MP4s.

by poudink December 17, 2020

Teletoon

Canadian Cartoon Network. Available in both French and English, due to the country's bilinguism. Used to have a Teletoon at Night segment, which would be equivalent to Adult Swim, though it was closed on March 31st, 2019 (though it still exists in the French version of Teletoon) and got replaced with, well, Adult Swim.

Canadian: Hey did you see that new episode of Teen Titans Go on Teletoon yesterday at 8?
French Canadian: What? Wasn't it a Total Dramarama episode?
American: What the hell is a Teletoon?

by poudink November 29, 2020

purty

Dumbfuck way of saying "pretty". You only save one character, no syllables and it's not even pronounced the same way as "pretty".

It don't steer so good, but it be purty fast.

by poudink January 09, 2021

Giphy

A website that pretends it has all of the best GIF files even though they're really looped MP4s.

Giphy: Look at all our GIF files! We swear they're not MPEG4-encoded video files!

by poudink December 08, 2020

reatard

Someone who is too stupid to notice the material with which your body is made.

you OK reatard?
I am wood
stupid.

by poudink January 01, 2021