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Telenor... 

1.What people say in Norway when their network fails...

2. When you stand there, horror struck, alone and desperate, there is only one word that crosses your mind.. "Telenor".
It was a cold winternight. Jimmy was about to log onto his computer to check Facebook. Yet when he pressed enter after he finished typing, nothing happened. "shit.." he whispered lightly to himself, he tried once more..
"telenor...!" he said to himself, another time Jimmy tried, but all seemed hopeless. "TELENOOOOOOOR!"

Jimmy cried into the night...
Telenor... by ponduwudus April 26, 2011
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telenor by GIMLI LOVES METALLICA October 10, 2003
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Telenor is the Norwegian Telecom Corporation. They own all the phone-wires in Norway, and because of this, they try to steal as much money as possible from people as they can. Telenor doesn't seem to be bothered by the fact that the monopoly of phone-services has disappeared a long time ago. Victims of Telenor are mostly the Internet-users, who has to pay way too much for low-bandwidth connections. They try to confuse their customers by telling everyone that they are very cheap.
telenor by No Idea May 10, 2005
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