telesforo

This person is one of the best people you will ever meet. Telesforo is always working hard and wouldn’t stop until it is perfect. Telesforo is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He is very handsome and very smart. He helps everyone he meets.

“Is that telesforo”
“Yah he’s great”

by 1245678 November 16, 2020

telefornication

Also known as "phone sex."

(phrase invented by AJ)

-I have been having these constant urges for telefornication.
-We telefornicated all night.
-When you move to Knight's Bridge, are you going to telefornicate with your lover?

by looover May 31, 2006

telestroking

A snarky and disparaging term used to describe the commonplace distracted attendance of telemedicine appointments by tuned-out and exhausted medical professionals during the Covid-19 Pandemic.

I logged onto the “telemed” appointment and was hit immediately by the vibe that my doctor was telestroking his way through the numbing electronic workday he was trying hard to embrace with an abnormally forced charm and weirdly vacant grin.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2021

Telefornication

This is basically just Phone Sex.

I'm busy now, can't take part in the telefornication.

by Distributor May 29, 2020

telesnort

when a person fills a bendy straw with drugs, inserts the smaller end to another persons nostril and blows quickly to blast them directly to the brain.

I want this shit to hit me quick. Will you give me a telesnort?

by jon.o July 25, 2009

Telesford

1. Often known as the sexiest of all sexy beasts. Females know this person as the "other God of love". Giggity. Makes females horny on contact whether by plain speech or flirtation. Gives females orgasms by looking at them. Plain beast of love.

2. Very powerful name. This person often demands respect. If not given, this person will either resort to brain power or use his/her body power. Often known to be dangerous by either method.

3. A smart person, usually the top of his class, who doesn't particularly like to fight, although in a dangerous situation, will unleash his/her inner beast, like a tiger he/she will destroy the person starting with the face and ending with the destruction of the person.

4. this person is usually the best friend of a Martinez or a Jackman or a Smith.

"Did you see Telesford the other day. He/she totally got me hot and bothered when he/she walked past me."

"I know. He/she totally demands respect."

by joeman1642 April 7, 2009

telefroth

The act of spewing political invective, orders, and incoherency at one's followers through a television or radio. So named from the Movies in Fifteen Minutes community on LiveJournal which made fun of the character High Chancellor Sutler in the film "V for Vendetta." See also telespittle.

This diary is so important that Finch has the pleasure of Sutler’s telefroth all to himself.

by Spiraling April 26, 2006