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a version of swear on my life. If someone is lying and they say swomf something very bad will happen but if you say what after you say swomf..you will be okay.
I swomf I didn't watch the movie without you.
(you really didn't watch the movie)

or: I swomf i didn't watch the movie without you...what.
( you actually did watch the movie)
swomf by SWOMF April 10, 2008
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A person that turns from fan to fanatic to stalking.
"Swimfan Baldwin really did a number on Bieber."
"Swimfan Baldwin really studied all of Gomez to try to be like her."
Swimfan by Glitterz710 March 12, 2023
Related Words
swomf somf SwimFan swoof swomp swoft SOMFL SWOF Swolf swolfie
Swaggy Wonderful Outrageously Magnificent Saints
Shavinne is such a SWOMS.
Weixin displays SWOMS characteristics.
Oliver is the epitome of SWOMS.
Madhu is the best SWOMS around.
Seoyeon is a SWOMS.
SWOMS by SWOMS October 13, 2021
When someone stalks/ obsesses over another person, like wants to BE/be with that person.

Eg. Hailey Baldwin is a swimfan for Justin Bieber and his ex Selena Gomez.
Hailey Baldwin is a super swimfan for Selena Gomez, it's quite creepy.
Swimfan by BonBonBond March 12, 2023

swompa wompa

A formal greeting amongst gentlemen. Usually used by billionaires or incredibly refined people. The epitome of class and sportsmanship.
bill gates: swompa wompa!
bod dylan: and a swompa wompa to you sir!
***refined chuckles****
swompa wompa by cpt feelgood May 5, 2009
A swolfie is when you take a selfie when you are feeling huge or swol. Most of the time taken at the gym.
TJ: Im feeling the gains already
Darin: Bro we really killed it at the gym
TJ: Dude lets take a swolfie
Swolfie by ErikaCasaBlackout April 13, 2015
The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.
Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water
Somf by Buster Miller July 7, 2014
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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