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a version of swear on my life. If someone is lying and they say swomf something very bad will happen but if you say what after you say swomf..you will be okay.
I swomf I didn't watch the movie without you.
(you really didn't watch the movie)

or: I swomf i didn't watch the movie without you...what.
( you actually did watch the movie)
by SWOMF April 09, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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