Somf

The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.
Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water
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Jordan Kelly; SOMF!
Some Girl; -sits on his face-
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Unlike the usage of somf as "Sit on My Face." This definition of somf can be used on Twitter as "Some of My Followers."
Jane: Guys, I just started talking to somf in a voice call!

Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?

Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."
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That somf makes too much godamn money.
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Some of my followers
I know it’s not just oomf, it’s somf
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SOMF

the abbreviation of the expression "Sit On My Face".

SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.

Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.
Tom Daley, #SOMF
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Sit On My Face. Term is used to show sexual feelings towards another individual.
Why Sara, dont you want to SOMF today?
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