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SOMFL

Jen: I feel so lost!
Alissa: SOMFL man..
by Jane Doezerzz July 9, 2010
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SOMFL

You’re out of PBR? somfl!
by Katakyst January 31, 2019
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Somfl

Girl 1: Men are such disappointing creatures.
Girl 2: Amen Sister! Somfl!
by Smilzlove September 21, 2018
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SOMFL

An acronym which stands for "story of my fu**ing life", indicating that a situation occurs often for you.
I got my heart broken again. SOMFL.
by LaPozolera October 13, 2023
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Somalian Breakfast

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.
I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.
by Snerual February 13, 2013
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Somali Bluetooth

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.
I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.
by glork98 November 7, 2012
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Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.
We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.
by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016
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