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SOMFL by Jane Doezerzz July 9, 2010
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SOMFL
An acronym which stands for "story of my fu**ing life", indicating that a situation occurs often for you.
SOMFL by LaPozolera October 13, 2023
Somalian Breakfast
When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.
If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.
If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.
Somalian Breakfast by Snerual February 13, 2013
Somali Bluetooth
When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.
Somali Bluetooth by glork98 November 7, 2012
Somalian River Rat
An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.
We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.
Somalian River Rat by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016
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