swollmies

A term for your homies who are also swoll

I can’t wait for leg day with my swollmies

by thegymmenace June 23, 2023

Swillies

The subhuman creatures, if you can call them that, of North Prospect Plymouth. Can be found up at Central Park lurking with intent to bash some poor old unsuspecting lady over the back of the head to get dinner money for their 14 children.

Keep away from this area but if you do find yourself in North Prospect it is easily identifable. You will notice a trampoline in every garden, accompanied by childrens toys surrounded by overgrown grass, a pitbull tied to every fence and even the old paddling pool in the height of winter.

"Ere were swillies baiis and you havin a go?"
"Urm... no I am actually from the job centre..."
"Get him baiis!"

by Brapbrapboomboom April 24, 2010

Swolliosis

Swolliosis is a medical condition in which the sufferer experiences a feeling of being too muscular for the world around them and, in some cases, the ability to lift too much damn weight.

Guy: Hey, have you seen Rahul lately?
Friend: No, why?
Guy: I think he might be suffering from a serious case of swolliosis

by CountryMack25 July 24, 2015

swolldier

Very muscular person; one who is beyond swoll.

Wow! That guy is so swoll! He's a swolldier!!

by Swolldier July 25, 2008

swollfishing

When you look bigger in your pictures or videos than you really do in person.

My online dating pics were taken in a way to make me look bigger than what I really am. I'm out here swollfishing.

by Nel-E-Nel February 1, 2018

Swollfest

The act of working out. See: Pumping Iron, Beating Out, Getting Jacked.

Chris and Bradley were sore after getting their swollfest on at the Rec center the other day.

by Texadelphian512 January 14, 2010

Swolliosis

Muscular condition that exists after exercising. Symptoms include lethargy, swollen feeling, pain, tiredness, inability to move certain muscles in a normal manner.........the unquenchable desire to go to sleep.

It is generally associated with other sypmtoms called the "Hand Back Maneuver."

Working you biceps to the point that you can't use a fork to feed your own face.

Commonly used in a sentence: I work every muscle in my body and I got my swolliosis on. I have to put a "Hand Back" every time I sit down and my whole body feels swollen.

by SFOG's Ghost Writer June 24, 2011