swollness

the feeling one gets directly after something bad happens to them

As Ian attempted to reattach the steering wheel of his car he inadvertantly honked the horn. The ugly girl in front of the car smiled because she thought he honked at her. swollness.

by hooker1 January 26, 2006

swootness

A simple combination of woot and sweetness, in order to show more excitment

Guy 1: "hey man, i just got a big screen TV!"
Guy 2: "swootness!, can come and see it?

by Zain76 August 19, 2008

Swollenoscopy

Euphemism for anal sex - eg. performing a colonoscopy with a swollen penis

My girlfriend was really drunk the other night so I gave her a swollenoscopy

by gruntyphish July 5, 2010

swoleness

the state of being swole, ripped, buff

Look at that dude's swoleness!!!

by fanofmessi January 5, 2010

spillness

An undefined or undiagnosable illness that workers on the BP oil spill will inevitably suffer from because of their long term exposure to the toxic atmosphere that surrounds them.

Hey, did you guys hear about the growth that Neville has coming out of the side of his head? No, what's up with that? Yeah he is the first of many to suffer from a SPILLNESS!
It seems that he was working on the oil spill cleanup grew down in the Gulf and the exposure to all of fumes from the atmosphere caused it. But they aren't sure if it was that or just from eating too many Coco Puffs.

by PEARKAY May 29, 2010

stillness of heart

It's when your heart doesn't jump nor flutter nor sinks, no nothing, just beats. Boring, but healthy at times.

I'm waiting for stillness of heart to fall in love again, still too restless right now.

by slunce July 4, 2010

Swollens

extra tight pants mostly worn by emo kids or homosexuals. called swollens because of the swolleness that appears of the skinny legs.

swollens

by supashep June 22, 2010