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swootness 

A simple combination of woot and sweetness, in order to show more excitment
Guy 1: "hey man, i just got a big screen TV!"
Guy 2: "swootness!, can come and see it?
swootness by Zain76 August 19, 2008

Swollenoscopy 

Euphemism for anal sex - eg. performing a colonoscopy with a swollen penis
My girlfriend was really drunk the other night so I gave her a swollenoscopy
Swollenoscopy by gruntyphish July 5, 2010

swoleness 

the state of being swole, ripped, buff
Look at that dude's swoleness!!!
swoleness by fanofmessi January 5, 2010

spillness 

An undefined or undiagnosable illness that workers on the BP oil spill will inevitably suffer from because of their long term exposure to the toxic atmosphere that surrounds them.
Hey, did you guys hear about the growth that Neville has coming out of the side of his head? No, what's up with that? Yeah he is the first of many to suffer from a SPILLNESS!
It seems that he was working on the oil spill cleanup grew down in the Gulf and the exposure to all of fumes from the atmosphere caused it. But they aren't sure if it was that or just from eating too many Coco Puffs.
spillness by PEARKAY May 29, 2010

stillness of heart 

It's when your heart doesn't jump nor flutter nor sinks, no nothing, just beats. Boring, but healthy at times.
I'm waiting for stillness of heart to fall in love again, still too restless right now.
stillness of heart by slunce July 4, 2010

Swollens 

extra tight pants mostly worn by emo kids or homosexuals. called swollens because of the swolleness that appears of the skinny legs.
swollens
Swollens by supashep June 22, 2010