swollness

the feeling one gets directly after something bad happens to them

As Ian attempted to reattach the steering wheel of his car he inadvertantly honked the horn. The ugly girl in front of the car smiled because she thought he honked at her. swollness.

by hooker1 January 26, 2006

Swoll

Ebonics for "Swollen", as in getting "swollen" or "buff" at the gym.

Yo, after a couple months at the Y, i'll be a swoll motherfucka.

by Phat E November 25, 2002

Swoll

Something douchebags say to describe themselves as being ripped or jacked

Douchebag: Whoa bro look at me. I'm so swoll
Normal Person: That's great. Shut the fuck up

by 333,22,1 October 31, 2011

Swoll

very muscular; jacked; ripped

by Kevin Rice October 13, 2003

swolled

In describing a guy, the meaning would be to have muscles, or to have been lifting weights or working out.

When I got out, I was all swolled and my girl really liked it.

by sodelicious5 April 24, 2008

swoll

To be muscular, jacked, strong etc.

Man, my pockets mo swoll than AC Slater.

by Nosco June 19, 2006

swoll

A dish made primarly in jail/prison consisting of a base usually of ramen noodles infused with cheese, cornchips, sausage, chili, tuna, etc.

Hey man, wanna throw in on this swoll after lockdown tonite?

by joemommat December 11, 2011