Swollfest

The act of working out. See: Pumping Iron, Beating Out, Getting Jacked.

Chris and Bradley were sore after getting their swollfest on at the Rec center the other day.

by Texadelphian512 January 14, 2010

Swolest

To make unwanted contact with the muscles, often an exposed bicep, of a swole dude. Generally followed by sexist degrading remarks such as "Oh you're so strong".

"I was out trying to just have a good night with the lads, but the sluts at the club kept swolesting me...."

by SoulEntropy August 14, 2013

Swolefest

(n)1.When someone, typically a male, works out longer than the average person would.
2. Someone who is very muscular and thus referred to as "Swolefest" because of said musculature.

(v) the process of the swolefest

Guy 1: Whoa that dude is huge.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has been swolefesting for like 3 hours.

Girl 1: I love a guy that has muscles.

Girl 2: Yeah, I love it when my man goes on a swolefest!

by College Professional December 3, 2009

Swordfest

A room full of guys and no women. i.e., house party, night club, bar, etc.

Q: "Did you hit that party last night?"

A: "Dude, it was a total swordfest, I left right after I walked in!"

by Macdaddy Z June 4, 2009

swollfishing

When you look bigger in your pictures or videos than you really do in person.

My online dating pics were taken in a way to make me look bigger than what I really am. I'm out here swollfishing.

by Nel-E-Nel February 1, 2018

SoulFest

A huge Christian music festival the begining of August every year at Gunstock ski resort, 4 days of love and music~ SoulFest also is sponsered by great colleges Like ENC and gordan, and liberty. Great non-profit groups like Not For Sale and To Write Love On Her Arms do things there as well.

Skillet totally rocked soulfest this year, and all the other bands ruled, Chris Tomlin dominated.

by soulfestluver August 7, 2011

swollness

the feeling one gets directly after something bad happens to them

As Ian attempted to reattach the steering wheel of his car he inadvertantly honked the horn. The ugly girl in front of the car smiled because she thought he honked at her. swollness.

by hooker1 January 26, 2006