The act of raising your middle finger whilst pointing at the designated target with your index finger.
The word itself is a portmanteau of swearing and pointing.
The word itself is a portmanteau of swearing and pointing.
You'd better not be swointing at me!
by d0mj4y July 7, 2010
Get the swointing mug.an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers
Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!
by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010
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When men exude copious amounts of cockiness and pride and exhibit an inflated sense of self worth.
When men exude copious amounts of cockiness and pride and exhibit an inflated sense of self worth.
Avery: I definitely nailed that job interview, there no way I wont get the spot. But don't worry you still have a shot. I probably wont accept it anyway, it's not even that good.
Anna: Ugh, please! I'm so tired of your dick swinging
Anna: Ugh, please! I'm so tired of your dick swinging
by Turkeybitch January 19, 2019
Get the Dick Swinging mug.When someone perches themself on a lower branch of a tree with their pants down, and when someone walks under them they swing down with their legs hooked on the branch and their butt hanging low and bend a monkey on the unaware passer-byer.
He performed a swinging cliffhanger faster than a speeding bullet, She sure knows how to swing a cliffhanger
by BEWARE OF SHAWN March 4, 2009
Get the Swinging Cliffhanger mug.It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020
Get the swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion mug."Big Dick Swinging" is a phrase used to instill a sense of wellness and optimism into ones self before attempting to overcome a challenge for which one is not prepared.
Jill: "Are you ready for the math exam?"
John: "I'm going to walk into that exam Big Dick Swinging!"
John: "I'm going to walk into that exam Big Dick Swinging!"
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