A form of running involving going very short distances in very small amounts of time. Sprinters are people who are athletic, but lack the balls to run farther then 400 meters at a time.
Guy 1: dude did you know you got your girl pregnant?
Guy 2: yeah i started sprinting to the nextcountry, i can't afford child support
Guy 1: i'd do the same man
The act of pretending to steal an item from a store, and subsequently sprinting away from the security guard. Can be a form of competition based on who can make it from saidstore to the nearest fast food chain as soon as possible.
An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."
I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.
Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.