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Spoining 

When someone arrives at your house when you're beyond hungover with the intention of lying in bed next to you and sleeping but instead you spend most of the day fondling them clothed and unclothed whilst you both complain that you havent slept with anyone in a while. Very similar to Spooning but slightly different; hence the slight difference in spelling.
Wanna come over? I promise I'll just spoon you nothing more... no actually it'll probably wind up being a Spoining session
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Spoining 

When you invite someone over to you house because your very drunk and know you are going to be hungove... and instead of just spooning and sleeping like you said you would; you spend the day gradually taking their clothes off and fondling them while you both talk about how you haven't "done the deed in a while". Similar to "Spooning but slightly different; hence the minor difference in spelling". Excellent if you are feeling queasy but need some flesh to flesh time.
Wanna come over and spoon me? Actually; lets be honest... I have busy hands... its going to turn into Spoining whether I want it to or not.

spooning sleep 

Occurs after sexual intercourse when a man leaves his dick inside a woman vagina all night long while the two are sleeping.
After several hours of fucking in the love shack Chad and Keirsten got tired & decided to try spooning sleep for the rest of the night !
spooning sleep by JDawg 316 April 21, 2016

Spooning 

When two people lie on their sides and the outside individual has their body against the other's back and an arm over them. It's recommended that if you're on the outside, you fold the arm of the side you're laying on up so you can lay your head on it instead of having it pinned beneath your partner. A leg over their hip is welcome and comfortable.
Yo me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and he fell asleep so fast. He said my boobs were warm on his back and i was like no shit they're practically organic heaters
Spooning by The Jean Genie November 22, 2016

cruiser spooning 

The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows
"Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"
cruiser spooning by Andrew Lagemann December 12, 2008

Spooning Corn Fritters 

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.
Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.

Naked spooning 

When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.
Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)
Naked spooning by LLeaky June 7, 2018