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simicide 

Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.

Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.
I was so bored with my life i decided to commit simicide, but my graphics card wasn't good enough.
simicide by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009
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semicide 

Rudy was run over by an 18-wheeler semi truck. Cause of death marked semicide.
semicide by kloon882 September 6, 2017

samicide 

when you commit suicide by paying someone on the street to run over you multiple times until fatality.
1-i hate my life. i want to die.
2-my cousin committed samicide. it was pretty affective. it might work for you.
1-ok thanks.
samicide by ayyyyoooo May 29, 2009
Combination of "simp" and "suicide". A simpleton that sacrifices their values and beliefs to impress a female.
They are no longer themselves, as they went crazy and committed simpicide.
simpicide by srslyRigby May 28, 2021

Swipecident 

While using a dating app, one would mistakenly swipe right, thus resulting in an accidental match with an undesired person(s).
(in a derogatory term) “don’t flatter yourself, you were a swipecident”

(in general term) “I met this nice guy, who was coincidentally a swipecident lol”
Swipecident by Brandinooo October 7, 2018
The act of shitting oneself to get out of work, or any other social situation.
Oh no! Chads paperwork got so out of hand, he committed a shiticide just to go home for the day.
Shiticide by Fitz606 May 19, 2023
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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