swimicide

Commiting suicide by swimming to your death. Word made by Rin Matsuoka in anime 'Free!' and was said in the somewhat parody '50% Off' made by Octopimp.

The one who loses has to commit...Swimicide

by Swimpuku October 2, 2014

simicide

Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.

Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.

I was so bored with my life i decided to commit simicide, but my graphics card wasn't good enough.

by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009

semicide

Killed by semi truck.

Rudy was run over by an 18-wheeler semi truck. Cause of death marked semicide.

by kloon882 September 6, 2017

samicide

when you commit suicide by paying someone on the street to run over you multiple times until fatality.

1-i hate my life. i want to die.
2-my cousin committed samicide. it was pretty affective. it might work for you.
1-ok thanks.

by ayyyyoooo May 29, 2009

simpicide

Combination of "simp" and "suicide". A simpleton that sacrifices their values and beliefs to impress a female.

They are no longer themselves, as they went crazy and committed simpicide.

by srslyRigby May 28, 2021

Swipecident

While using a dating app, one would mistakenly swipe right, thus resulting in an accidental match with an undesired person(s).

(in a derogatory term) “don’t flatter yourself, you were a swipecident”

(in general term) “I met this nice guy, who was coincidentally a swipecident lol”

by Brandinooo October 7, 2018

Shiticide

The act of shitting oneself to get out of work, or any other social situation.

Oh no! Chads paperwork got so out of hand, he committed a shiticide just to go home for the day.

by Fitz606 May 19, 2023