Combination of "simp" and "suicide". A simpleton that sacrifices their values and beliefs to impress a female.
by srslyRigby May 28, 2021
Get the simpicide mug.A act in which a female streamer and/or E-Girl decimates their entire fan base by mentioning their husband or boyfriend on stream.
Holly Moresen fuckin' killed me, her last post was literally Simpicide man, I'm never donating money to her ever again.
by peachcarton97 March 18, 2020
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The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.
This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
Get the Global Simpicide mug.Commiting suicide by swimming to your death. Word made by Rin Matsuoka in anime 'Free!' and was said in the somewhat parody '50% Off' made by Octopimp.
by Swimpuku October 2, 2014
Get the swimicide mug.Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.
Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.
Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.
by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009
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Get the semicide mug.when you commit suicide by paying someone on the street to run over you multiple times until fatality.
1-i hate my life. i want to die.
2-my cousin committed samicide. it was pretty affective. it might work for you.
1-ok thanks.
2-my cousin committed samicide. it was pretty affective. it might work for you.
1-ok thanks.
by ayyyyoooo May 29, 2009
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