simpicide

Combination of "simp" and "suicide". A simpleton that sacrifices their values and beliefs to impress a female.

They are no longer themselves, as they went crazy and committed simpicide.

simpicide by srslyRigby May 28, 2021

Simpicide

A act in which a female streamer and/or E-Girl decimates their entire fan base by mentioning their husband or boyfriend on stream.

Holly Moresen fuckin' killed me, her last post was literally Simpicide man, I'm never donating money to her ever again.

Simpicide by peachcarton97 March 18, 2020

Global Simpicide 

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".

1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.

Global Simpicide by Based Fiend July 5, 2024

swimicide 

Commiting suicide by swimming to your death. Word made by Rin Matsuoka in anime 'Free!' and was said in the somewhat parody '50% Off' made by Octopimp.

The one who loses has to commit...Swimicide

swimicide by Swimpuku October 2, 2014

simicide 

Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.

Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.

I was so bored with my life i decided to commit simicide, but my graphics card wasn't good enough.

simicide by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009

semicide 

Killed by semi truck.

Rudy was run over by an 18-wheeler semi truck. Cause of death marked semicide.

semicide by kloon882 September 6, 2017

samicide 

when you commit suicide by paying someone on the street to run over you multiple times until fatality.

1-i hate my life. i want to die.
2-my cousin committed samicide. it was pretty affective. it might work for you.
1-ok thanks.

samicide by ayyyyoooo May 29, 2009