kloon882's definitions

Lose one's ass

Do so bad that you lose even what's impossible to lose, your ass.

In the Old West people used to bet their ass (donkey) in gambling and lose it, so that’s where this saying started.

We lost our ass on that game.

If this presentation doesn't go well I'll lose my ass!

To lose one's ass is to lose all.

by kloon882 April 28, 2019

semicide

Killed by semi truck.

Rudy was run over by an 18-wheeler semi truck. Cause of death marked semicide.

by kloon882 September 6, 2017

Old West

The time period where there were a lot of guns and cowboys and general outlawishness.

"Time for a duel, Old West style."
"Consider it done."

by kloon882 May 1, 2019

doxy

Short for the antibiotic Doxycycline. Treats inflammatory problems, such as urinary tract infections, gonorrhea, chlamydia, acne, etc.

I'm seein dat hoe tonight, better bring some doxy

by kloon882 April 2, 2015

descendants

Those who come from your blood

I predict your descendants will be filthy savages just like you
Yeah probably

by kloon882 November 9, 2017

saying

Something people say

"Don't be dipsy when you can be tipsy, is the saying."
"Say what?"
"What the saying says."
"Which is what?"
"The saying."
"Ohhh."

by kloon882 September 13, 2019

uppy

In a good mood, with energy

I'm feeling uppy from the cotton candy

He wasn't too uppy since losing 50-1

by kloon882 September 12, 2019