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A person lacking analytical thinking skills.
A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."
by stroydex October 30, 2013
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A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.
You simpletons get off my lawn mower!
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!
by Jaeba April 17, 2003
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noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez
Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."
by Splusm March 01, 2015
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A noun describing an individual who holds no skills or talents in any field whatsoever.
"I can't stand being on Johnathan's team for basketball, that kid is a simpleton"
by MrEasyPickens February 14, 2017
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Picked up from a black and white movie,another term for a fool.Dub for a person that is known to or is about to do a stupid thing generally used sarcastically.
"Yeah, thats a really smart thing to do you f***ing Simpleton."
by Makne February 20, 2005
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