7 definitions by srslyRigby

hoeflation

The perceived increased valuation of a female, or hoe, on the rating scale

She’s a 4 but acts like an 8 - she is rating herself based on HOEFLATION.

by srslyRigby August 1, 2022

Ottis Swag

An unscalable amount of swagger/swag that leaves others speechless.

Jenelle: Who is that guy outside with the crocodile Giuseppe Zanotti’s and Rolls Royce? Isn’t that the same dude who wears sunglasses in the dark Versace store after closing?

Aly: I don’t know, but I just feel in my soul that he has Ottis Swag.

by srslyRigby July 16, 2022

AnimalGlobe

a popular platform that rewards people with digital land and connects animal charities in the world to solve animal conservation.

My restaurant just bought land on AnimalGlobe to advertise our business, and our contribution went straight to a charity in Madagascar.

by srslyRigby January 26, 2022

snimp

Combination of "snitch" and "simp". A simpleton that will do anything in their power to impress a female, including reporting personal information about others to the police.

Hey, there are girls coming to the party! Don't invite that guy, he is a snimp.

by srslyRigby May 28, 2021

simpicide

Combination of "simp" and "suicide". A simpleton that sacrifices their values and beliefs to impress a female.

They are no longer themselves, as they went crazy and committed simpicide.

by srslyRigby May 29, 2021

opp impulse

The impulse to violently and/or verbally abuse the opposition when they are spotted in a public setting.

Sorry I got kicked out of Target, I had an opp impulse when I saw that simp walking around with his mask on.

by srslyRigby January 26, 2022

Balenciaga Fever

The uncontrollable addiction to purchase a new pair of $1,000 shoes everytime a collection is released.

Don't mind him, he is not actually sick, he is impulsively dripped the fuck out 24/7 - he has Balenciaga Fever.

by srslyRigby January 26, 2022