Slimeicide

v. to slime yourself

“that feeling when your wife got a work best friend, your son got a squatted truck and your daughter got a 3 million snap score so u lwk js commit slimeicide”

by frdb August 22, 2025

swimicide

Commiting suicide by swimming to your death. Word made by Rin Matsuoka in anime 'Free!' and was said in the somewhat parody '50% Off' made by Octopimp.

The one who loses has to commit...Swimicide

by Swimpuku October 2, 2014

simicide

Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.

Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.

I was so bored with my life i decided to commit simicide, but my graphics card wasn't good enough.

by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009

simpicide

Combination of "simp" and "suicide". A simpleton that sacrifices their values and beliefs to impress a female.

They are no longer themselves, as they went crazy and committed simpicide.

by srslyRigby May 28, 2021

Simpicide

A act in which a female streamer and/or E-Girl decimates their entire fan base by mentioning their husband or boyfriend on stream.

Holly Moresen fuckin' killed me, her last post was literally Simpicide man, I'm never donating money to her ever again.

by peachcarton97 March 18, 2020

Slickicide

The act of killing a group of absolute units.

I’m going to commit slickicide on the football team.

by slicknick22 December 11, 2018

Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".

1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.

by Based Fiend July 5, 2024