sweetloaf

An oversized and very satisfying crap.

Man after that huge meal I went to the restroom and baked up a sweetloaf.

by sweetloaf December 29, 2013

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.

Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."

by jpg3 July 7, 2011

sheetload

A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.

Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!

by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010

Sweetlove

something you call someone that means the world or more to you. You like them in a boobiliously loving way. you love them more than you could ever loved and give your heart and soul to them, wouldnt have a second thought about giving up your life for them. you love them for everything they do and say and they are perfect to you in every way. Seeing them smile is the best thing that can ever happen in a day.

Guy: ' hey sweet love how are you'

Girl' good how are you muffin'
guy ' Hey need a heart trasplant dont you?'
girl: ' yeah"

Ten hours later
Girl ' who's the donner?'
Doctor: i dont know all he said was to tell you ' My heart belongs to you Sweetlove'

Girl started to cry

by Boobsissacool August 12, 2011

skeetload

Sounds cooler than a "shitload". First coined by Daniel M. Vaccerelli, Lord of teh Intrahnetz.

You may want to look up "skeet" before using skeetload.

by Christina Monterrosa February 23, 2008

Skeetloaf

When you ejaculate inside of a woman with a yeast infection. The yeast then gets turned into a loaf of bread. Enjoy.

“Bro me and Nancy made some skeetloaf last night.”

by PuckFuss January 2, 2019

Sweetlife Festival

A music festival in Columbia, Maryland that celebrates good music and good food! Started by Sweetgreen, this is a new festival that draws large crowds of music and food lovers! Some past notable performers have been Phoenix, Passion Pit, Fun., Kid Cudi, The Strokes, and Lupe Fiasco. A very fun scene and a great overall experience.

This festival draws many DC area teens and young adults, the average age of the crowd at the 2013 fest was estimated at 19 years old. At this event, security is loose and people/workers are chill. People turn a blind eye to underage drinking and pot smoking, unless someone was being extremely obnoxious, because everyone is there in the end due to their love of music.

Advice: Do not be the couple that walks out of the porter-potty together. You WILL be heckled, teased, and laughed at as you make your walk of shame.

DC teen 1- Hey, you going to that Sweetlife Festival?
DC teen 2- Of course!! Who isn't? I love the headliners this year! A full day of music!
DC teen 1- Cool.... who's bringing the weed??

by DevilsSpoke May 16, 2013