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the definition of skeetloaf is orlando. he goes to wilcox and he has a big butt..

orlando valentin is a skeetlaof..

skeetlaof by kate mcdougal May 21, 2008

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skeetload

Sounds cooler than a "shitload". First coined by Daniel M. Vaccerelli, Lord of teh Intrahnetz.

You may want to look up "skeet" before using skeetload.

skeetload by Christina Monterrosa February 23, 2008

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Skeetloaf

When you ejaculate inside of a woman with a yeast infection. The yeast then gets turned into a loaf of bread. Enjoy.

“Bro me and Nancy made some skeetloaf last night.”

Skeetloaf by PuckFuss January 2, 2019

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skeetloaf

a person that gets exited about everything that surrounds him. Once this person is exposed to alcohol, it turns into a shitloaf, who is not a player and he just likes to fuck alot

guy 1: did you see that girl that left crying?
guy 2: i think she got with shitloaf

girl 1: so what did you and shitloaf did last night?
girl 2: he taught me calculus

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skeetloaf by shitloaf April 12, 2010

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Skeetloaf

Also known as Bukkake

"Damn man sorry about your girl the homies had a party and she had Skeetloaf for dinner"

Skeetloaf by Psykrates December 19, 2022

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Sheetloaf

When you fart in bed and leave a brown nugget behind.

"What do you want for dinner?" "I think I baked a sheetloaf last night, we can have that."

Sheetloaf by caveman12 April 15, 2008

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sweetloaf

An oversized and very satisfying crap.

Man after that huge meal I went to the restroom and baked up a sweetloaf.

sweetloaf by sweetloaf December 29, 2013

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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