sheetload

A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.

Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!

by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010

Sheetload

A full spreadsheet of work to do!

Man! Rich, I have a sheetload of work to do today!

by Adam David Doyle October 2, 2007

shitload

more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.

by lightbulb March 14, 2004

metric shitload

A metric shitload is roughly 2.287 english shitloads.

I've got a metric shitload of stuff to get done this weekend

by Twigman May 29, 2003

shitload of bullfuck

Noun used to express extreme dislike of an object or situation. A favorite phrase of James Rolfe, the "Angry Video Game Nerd."

This game sucks ass! It's a shitload of bullfuck!

by A.M.A. January 2, 2009

what a shitload of fuck

common expression used by the angry video game nerd. Used to express anything extremely frustrating, confusing, annoying, or stupid

I remember playing ET on the Atari, I tell you, what a shitload of fuck

by Destoroyah September 9, 2010

shedload

British word meaning a large amount of something.

Let's go and paint the town red. I've got a shedload of money to spend.

by wmem December 18, 2005