skeetload
skeetload by Christina Monterrosa February 23, 2008
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skeetload • skeetloaf • Sheetload • SWEET LOAD • Skeetdaddle • skeetadoodle • Skeetboard • sleepload • Speeload • sweetloaf
sheetload
A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.
Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!
sheetload by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
Skeetaddem
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skeetrod
Oh man this party tonight better be awesome. I can't wait for some chick to show some interest in my skeetrod.
skeetrod by shiftyclaybob November 15, 2009
skeetdaddle
–verb
1. to run away quickly or fleeing after skeeting on someones face, preferably on someone you have just meet.
2. having sex quickly due to lack of time.
3. rubbing one out right before one has to go somewhere.
1. to run away quickly or fleeing after skeeting on someones face, preferably on someone you have just meet.
2. having sex quickly due to lack of time.
3. rubbing one out right before one has to go somewhere.
1. Here is a towel for your face, got to skeetdaddle!
2. Girl: No! I can't I have to go to work
Guy: Come on, I'll skeetdaddle!
3. Ugh looks like i have to be at work sooner then i thought. Better skeetdaddle while drive down
2. Girl: No! I can't I have to go to work
Guy: Come on, I'll skeetdaddle!
3. Ugh looks like i have to be at work sooner then i thought. Better skeetdaddle while drive down
skeetdaddle by YoungJizzy November 15, 2010
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