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skeetloaf
a person that gets exited about everything that surrounds him. Once this person is exposed to alcohol, it turns into a shitloaf, who is not a player and he just likes to fuck alot
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skeetloaf • sweetloaf • Sheetloaf • skeetlaof • skeetload • Sheetload • Skeetboard • skeetboarding • SpeedLoaf • streetloaf
Skeetloaf
meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf
Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."
meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf by jpg3 July 7, 2011
sheetload
A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.
Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!
sheetload by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
skeetload
skeetload by Christina Monterrosa February 23, 2008
Sweetleaf
Sweetleaf by midwestpunk79 February 26, 2010
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