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Sheetloaf

When you fart in bed and leave a brown nugget behind.
"What do you want for dinner?" "I think I baked a sheetloaf last night, we can have that."
by caveman12 April 15, 2008
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meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.
Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."
by jpg3 July 7, 2011
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sheetload

A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.
Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!
by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
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sheepleaf

A sheep is found dead due to consumption of a leaf.
Geoff; "Damn dawg, that sheeps dead yo".
Frank; "Yeah it's probably sheepleaf again, been happening alot around here lately".
Frank; "Well, i'd best be getting back to sweeping".
by Chris Fison April 9, 2008
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Shotloaf

Noun, Verb, Adjective
Word used to describe/specify undesirable people, places, activities, and/or ideas, sometimes used in including hysterical/stressful situations.
That girl is such a shotloaf, no one likes her.

Dude, that homework assignment was totally shotloaf.
by Chucknorris0 April 21, 2010
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skeetload

Sounds cooler than a "shitload". First coined by Daniel M. Vaccerelli, Lord of teh Intrahnetz.
You may want to look up "skeet" before using skeetload.
by Christina Monterrosa February 23, 2008
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Skeetloaf

When you ejaculate inside of a woman with a yeast infection. The yeast then gets turned into a loaf of bread. Enjoy.
Bro me and Nancy made some skeetloaf last night.”
by PuckFuss January 2, 2019
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