Skeetloaf 

When you ejaculate inside of a woman with a yeast infection. The yeast then gets turned into a loaf of bread. Enjoy.

“Bro me and Nancy made some skeetloaf last night.”

Skeetloaf by PuckFuss January 2, 2019

skeetloaf 

a person that gets exited about everything that surrounds him. Once this person is exposed to alcohol, it turns into a shitloaf, who is not a player and he just likes to fuck alot

guy 1: did you see that girl that left crying?
guy 2: i think she got with shitloaf

girl 1: so what did you and shitloaf did last night?
girl 2: he taught me calculus

DJ Skeetloaf

skeetloaf by shitloaf April 12, 2010

Skeetloaf 

Also known as Bukkake

"Damn man sorry about your girl the homies had a party and she had Skeetloaf for dinner"

Skeetloaf by Psykrates December 19, 2022

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf 

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.

Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf by jpg3 July 7, 2011

sheetload 

A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.

Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!

sheetload by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010

skeetload

Sounds cooler than a "shitload". First coined by Daniel M. Vaccerelli, Lord of teh Intrahnetz.

You may want to look up "skeet" before using skeetload.

skeetload by Christina Monterrosa February 23, 2008

Sweetleaf 

Any variety of the herb marijuana, often used in high regard.

"I don't pray to God man I worship that sweetleaf"

Sweetleaf by midwestpunk79 February 26, 2010