sweario

i solemnly and seriously swear

"say you didn't drool on me for sweario"
"sweario"

"say you weren't practicing to kiss on your pillow for sweario"
"sweario"

sweario by isleofionaaa July 20, 2023

smearious 

A combination of the words "smart" and "serious" usually used in a sarcastic form. Originates from the sentences "are you serious?" or "are you smart?" indicating that the answer to the subject is obvious.

Sally- "I locked my keys in my car! And I'm getting worried because it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
John- "Are you smearious?"

smearious by IKilledJP July 26, 2010

swearing

What most parents give way too much of a fuck about even though they do it themselves.

*example of swearing*
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"

swearing by Dubiks December 10, 2018

completely different level of swearing 

Used on those from a different country than you when dealing with and trying to understand their slang and accents.

"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!" ~Cecil

"Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here." ~Cooper, EuroTrip

completely different level of swearing by DARKJESTER April 6, 2005

Projectile Swearing

When a person retorts a mass of consecutive swear words in response to an unfavourable action that may have been accidental or deliberate. This usually is due to pain, loss of valuables, regrettable remark during a social evening or a temperamental outburst from friends or affiliations.

Bob: Oh sorry, John I accidentally cut your finger off with my lawn mower again. I can't take you to the hospital now though, I have to get my lawn ready for the "Lawn of the Week Competition".
John: MY f*****g FINGER, IT f*****g HURTS SO MUCH!! F*****g s**t c**t a*****e, you m****r f******g b****h, etc. etc.
Bob: Oh no, you're projectile swearing again.

Projectile Swearing by Procrastinate January 11, 2009

Super Swearing 

To make the ultimate swear, by combining everyday objects with otherwise horribly vulgar statements. Usually stated by people named Gebran while playing Modern Warfare 2.

Super Swearing examples:

"He keeps coming around and SUCKING MY COCK!"

"You fucking cuntmuffin!"

"You raccoon testicle!"

Super Swearing by Jerome Washburn March 8, 2010

Swearing

What sailors do.

He's swearing like a sailor.

Swearing by Jsummers33 December 19, 2016