Something adults say all the time, but all hell breaks loose when kids do it. An example of acceptable hypocrisy.
Adult: Hey guys, this is fucking good!
Kid: Yeah I love it, this is the shit!
Adult: Language kid!!!
Kid: But you guys swear all the time. For fucks sake Swearing is not the end of the world!
Kid: Yeah I love it, this is the shit!
Adult: Language kid!!!
Kid: But you guys swear all the time. For fucks sake Swearing is not the end of the world!
by Chalko3 January 09, 2021
by Person_A123 September 02, 2019
sister thats 17: omg jons done so much bad*ss bulls*it
4 year old brother: dad, what is sister saying?
dad: is swearing, its not good for you, don't listen son
dad: I WILL KILL YOU *kills sister... MAYBE* AM GOIN TO JAIL
4 year old boy: (20 years later) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I LIVED ALL MY LIFE. BEN THROUGH IT ALL, BUT LIFE GOES ON AS WE GO FADED AWAY. IM SICK OF THIS LIFE BEN THROUGH IT AAAAL, how could this happen to meeee.
secret narrarator: TO BE CAUTNOED
4 year old brother: dad, what is sister saying?
dad: is swearing, its not good for you, don't listen son
dad: I WILL KILL YOU *kills sister... MAYBE* AM GOIN TO JAIL
4 year old boy: (20 years later) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I LIVED ALL MY LIFE. BEN THROUGH IT ALL, BUT LIFE GOES ON AS WE GO FADED AWAY. IM SICK OF THIS LIFE BEN THROUGH IT AAAAL, how could this happen to meeee.
secret narrarator: TO BE CAUTNOED
by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021
by moklok April 12, 2011
“To swear” or “be swearing” in general is to be certain you are the shit, that nigga, or best thing since sliced bread. As an art, swearing is seen everyday in people’s actions. To also swear is to be a misogynistic, double standardized, comedic, narcissistic, conceited, borderline insane, sigma male (or female) with a grindset like no other 🤫. Swearing in the wrong hands can be dangerous as when false sigma males (or females) think they are the shit, in reality it’s just cringe 🤚🏽😼💯. Swearing is also seen through representation of emojis. For example: “🤫” is the most used emoji for swearing as it shows a type of “idgaf”, “don’t worry about it”, “stfu”, etc, kind of alphatude.
Swearing is also subjective so if niggas dead don’t fuck with you, then you will be labeled a dickrider that swears (false swearing) and guess what, you can’t do anything about it. Why ?cause I swear 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
Swearing is also subjective so if niggas dead don’t fuck with you, then you will be labeled a dickrider that swears (false swearing) and guess what, you can’t do anything about it. Why ?cause I swear 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
“Nah nigga when I touchdown in the city it’s straight swearing from then on, especially in front of the bitches 😤💯🤫”
“I’m really sum oldhead fly nigga that swears, baby u could NEVER handle this 🤚🏽😎”
(When you spot a false swearer)
Finesse: “Nigga, did you see that 😂🤫 ? ”
Bvndemic: “That nigga swears bro, he’s so ass.”
“I’m really sum oldhead fly nigga that swears, baby u could NEVER handle this 🤚🏽😎”
(When you spot a false swearer)
Finesse: “Nigga, did you see that 😂🤫 ? ”
Bvndemic: “That nigga swears bro, he’s so ass.”
by Finesse ♠️ January 06, 2022
*example of swearing*
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"
by Dubiks December 10, 2018