The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
by Zach February 16, 2004
Get the raccoonmug. by Cliet May 17, 2006
Get the raccoonmug. by YoursTruly5683 January 25, 2011
Get the raccoonmug. The act of punching a girl in both eyes during sex, thereby giving her two black eyes, and then knocking over her trash cans as you leave.
by Benjamind February 27, 2008
Get the raccoonmug. person from india,or with indian ancestry,this is more common say between french-americans,raccoon is a nickname given to indian people due to their more darker skin around their eyes,wish assimilate them to raccoons whom also have this characteristic
by jean zizuo March 29, 2008
Get the raccoonmug. An indestructable homacidal monster which is immortal and if you encounter one you should just take the easy way out and blow your brains out in front of your family
by juicy mango May 4, 2021
Get the raccoonmug. Greg thought it was necessary to hit each eye to raccoon his opponent, but he was successful with a single right cross to the nose.
by somegoof January 18, 2005
Get the raccoonmug.