swerious

seriously sweet

dude, that '64 Impala is swerious.

by sonofswitch August 29, 2011

swerious

1) A compound of the words "swear" and "serious."
2) Swear to being serious.

This isn't a joke, I'm swerious.

I sweriously just saw a leprechaun.

by ksaywuh October 28, 2010

Serious as a beaver

Utmost seriousness. Unequivocal state of demanding careful consideration or application.

Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"

Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"

Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"

by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013

Serious drooling

Much desire, lust or admiration is shown.

We are looking over the car show and the gentleman's club, so we got some serious drooling to do!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020

Lethal serious

If something is so lethal or so serious the one word just doesnt cut it. It's like when you take 40 chats and are off your face and your on some buzz.

These chats are lethal serious

by I amlethalilovechats August 10, 2019

serious business

An expression said, often in a sarcastic, humorous way. Can be used in just about any context to describe something in a nonsensical way. internets

The internet is serious business.

by Kyle2252 September 1, 2008