17 definitions by Jsummers33

When a man is is the middle cat seat and spreads his legs out making everyone else uncomfortable.
The road trip was fun but fat joe was in the middle the whole time so I had to deal with his man spread.
by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016
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I pushed to hard with that thick piss and got wicked splash back
by Jsummers33 December 14, 2016
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When you masturbate without cutting your nails first and you cut your dick.
I jerked off last night and didn't cut my nails so I had a little self circumsition
by Jsummers33 December 20, 2016
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When a gay man is masturbauting and the only visual assistance he needs is the view of himself jerking off.
by Jsummers33 January 3, 2017
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What sailors do.
He's swearing like a sailor.
by Jsummers33 December 19, 2016
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When you live stream on Instagram and only one person is watching.
I was live streaming the other day and there was some Instagram facetime going on.
by Jsummers33 December 16, 2016
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When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.
by Jsummers33 December 9, 2016
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