Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016

Man spread

When a man is is the middle cat seat and spreads his legs out making everyone else uncomfortable.

The road trip was fun but fat joe was in the middle the whole time so I had to deal with his man spread.

by Jsummers33 January 06, 2017

Thick piss

Another word for diarrhea.

I pushed to hard with that thick piss and got wicked splash back

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Floppy shooting

When you ejaculate without getting hard.

I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.

by Jsummers33 January 29, 2017

Swearing

What sailors do.

He's swearing like a sailor.

by Jsummers33 December 19, 2016

instagram facetime

When you live stream on Instagram and only one person is watching.

I was live streaming the other day and there was some Instagram facetime going on.

by Jsummers33 December 15, 2016

Drive by dump

When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.

I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016