Jsummers33's definitions

Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016

Thick piss

Another word for diarrhea.

I pushed to hard with that thick piss and got wicked splash back

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

aircannon

When you are on the toilet and push really hard; a fart opens the butt hole and a turd shoots out so fast that you don't feel it crown.

I pushed so really hard and I shot aircannon. It shot out so fast that the splash back got in my anus before it closed.

by Jsummers33 December 8, 2016

Double tap

When you are masturbating and you climax then you go for round two.

I had the house to myself this weekend and there were so many double taps

by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016

Floppy shooting

When you ejaculate without getting hard.

I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.

by Jsummers33 January 29, 2017

Head safety

When your girl makes you wear a condom while she is giving you a blow job.

My girl is really into head safety

by Jsummers33 December 20, 2016

Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016