What sailors do.
He's swearing like a sailor.
When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.
I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.
Another word for diarrhea.
I pushed to hard with that thick piss and got wicked splash back
The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.
I was in the middle of the football game when I got a shit alert
When you are on the toilet and push really hard; a fart opens the butt hole and a turd shoots out so fast that you don't feel it crown.
I pushed so really hard and I shot aircannon. It shot out so fast that the splash back
got in my anus
before it closed.
When your girl makes you wear a condom while she is giving you a blow job.
My girl is really into head safety
When you live stream on Instagram and only one person is watching.
I was live streaming the other day and there was some Instagram facetime going on.