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A jolly good old time where heterosexual men take a bubble bath together wearing paper sailor hats. Playing with rubby duckies, squirt guns, boats and action figures are not necessary, but highly encouraged.
Hey dude, want to come over and play sailors?
sailors by Sailor Jim January 27, 2007
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A group of 4 extremely sexy girls. Everyone looks up to them and strives to be them. They make head's turn, and are possibly the best looking, best personality beings to ever walk this earth. Their boat was once amazing, you know you want in, as they allready have many people on the waiting list as wanabees. They know how to have a good time, with chocolate baths, towns, cake, sleepovers, dances and more, but also know how to have a fight. Ohh the sailor chats, geeso. They out do any other group and of course have the perfect penis.
'Dan: OMG Who are those FITTIES?

Tom: Oh, how do you not know? they are the SAILORS!

Dan: WOWW, get me their numbers.'
sailors by Sailortoo March 2, 2008
There's no feeling like getting your sailors to swim into your girl's sea of love.
sailors by pentozali December 27, 2011
In short, Sperm. The word 'Semen' closely resembles seaman which is where the word sailors got its name
Billy: Wow look at that girl over there i'm gonna go talk to her

Joseph: You gonna have her catch those sailors tonight or what ?
Sailors by Bigballer2427 September 16, 2017

Sailors Mast 

Purposley masturbating so furiously to the point of such exhaustion that you vomit all over your own erect dick at the point of orgasm.
Dude, i totally walked in on jamie puking all over his own dick.

ahh, pulling a sailors mast i see, I'm impressed, i assumed he was impotent

sailors dream 

raunchy dream resulting in waking up with your hand on the mast and seamen running everywhere.
Was dreaming about getting fucked by a whole navy crew and woke up to find I'd been batting off while sleeping and soaked my sheets in salty sea water goodness. Sailors dream
sailors dream by leviticus October 26, 2013

Sailors Ale

A Salty, tangy beverage, drunk by sea-bent mariners, on long voyages.
"Adrift upon a glassy sea, no wind upon our sail,
we pulled the boatswains trousers down,
and drank his "sailors ale"
Sailors Ale by BadBeast December 15, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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