swahiliing
The act of tying your nipples to a donkey's wiener while tickling a midgets forehead with your big toe
swahiliing by Swahili and Buwunga March 16, 2014
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Swahilian Backslap
swah-hee-lee-an bak-slap When receiving oral while standing, right before ejaculating, the person receiving oral defecates on their hand, and proceeds to slap it on the back of the person who is giving the oral.
Lilly: "So like omg, i was giving head to Billy and right before he came he took a shit in his hand and slapped it on my back!"
Leah: "LMAO he so gave you a swahilian backslap!"
Leah: "LMAO he so gave you a swahilian backslap!"
Swahilian Backslap by crumble cakes September 24, 2010
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Swahilian reach around
When you and your partner face back to back (butt to butt) and get as many hands in as many things as possible and hop around on the spot in a circle
Swahilian reach around by Poojinky January 9, 2015
Swahilian Mouthpiece
The act of using one of your fingers, swabbing the inside of your belly button, then giving someone a fishhook with the same finger. Tasty treat.
Rob: "Dude play with your belly button then smell it."
Vance: "Dude thats brutal.. watch this.."
*Vance gives Shane a Swahilian mouthpiece*
Shane: "Dude.. that tastes like Chinese food... :("
Vance: "Dude thats brutal.. watch this.."
*Vance gives Shane a Swahilian mouthpiece*
Shane: "Dude.. that tastes like Chinese food... :("
Swahilian Mouthpiece by Rob Lowell February 2, 2007
Sahiling
Sahiling, the art of sahiling which involves falling head first off of heights up to 5 feet. Ex: couches stairs mattresses to recieve the most damage to the brain as possible. The result of sahiling is loss of reason and the ability to form a proper sentance. Started by a local baby in abbotsford, sahiling is the scourge of the 21st century and must be stopped. Word on the street is other babies and even some adults have started to "sahil" to have fun and get high. If this isnt stopped, we will live in a genration with mildly retarded children who all want the thrill of falling off a couch headfirst onto the ground.
Swahilian Helicopter
When an African Midget is performing the splits, and is placed on top of a fully erected male penis, then spun in vicious circles. "Weeeeeee!!!"
"I was totally bustin' a swahilian helicopter last night with Chief Wanfa Subi, and he got sick as well as my wiener twisting into a meaty twizzler.
Swahilian Helicopter by DJ Steez January 21, 2009
Swailsing
Swailsing by Givinmyall July 15, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026