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Swahilian Backslap

swah-hee-lee-an bak-slap When receiving oral while standing, right before ejaculating, the person receiving oral defecates on their hand, and proceeds to slap it on the back of the person who is giving the oral.
Lilly: "So like omg, i was giving head to Billy and right before he came he took a shit in his hand and slapped it on my back!"
Leah: "LMAO he so gave you a swahilian backslap!"
Swahilian Backslap by crumble cakes September 24, 2010

Swahilian reach around 

When you and your partner face back to back (butt to butt) and get as many hands in as many things as possible and hop around on the spot in a circle
she gives the best Swahilian reach around... altho we fell over and cum on the dog

Swahilian Mouthpiece 

The act of using one of your fingers, swabbing the inside of your belly button, then giving someone a fishhook with the same finger. Tasty treat.
Rob: "Dude play with your belly button then smell it."
Vance: "Dude thats brutal.. watch this.."
*Vance gives Shane a Swahilian mouthpiece*
Shane: "Dude.. that tastes like Chinese food... :("
Swahilian Mouthpiece by Rob Lowell February 2, 2007

Sahiling 

Sahiling, the art of sahiling which involves falling head first off of heights up to 5 feet. Ex: couches stairs mattresses to recieve the most damage to the brain as possible. The result of sahiling is loss of reason and the ability to form a proper sentance. Started by a local baby in abbotsford, sahiling is the scourge of the 21st century and must be stopped. Word on the street is other babies and even some adults have started to "sahil" to have fun and get high. If this isnt stopped, we will live in a genration with mildly retarded children who all want the thrill of falling off a couch headfirst onto the ground.
YO stop sahilingman, your gonna get brain damage

She sahiled off the couch and now cant talk proper english.
Sahiling by tutta October 16, 2012

Swahilian Helicopter 

When an African Midget is performing the splits, and is placed on top of a fully erected male penis, then spun in vicious circles. "Weeeeeee!!!"
"I was totally bustin' a swahilian helicopter last night with Chief Wanfa Subi, and he got sick as well as my wiener twisting into a meaty twizzler.
Swahilian Helicopter by DJ Steez January 21, 2009

Swailsing 

When you make a healthcare decision that negatively effects patients and nurses but saves money
I fired all ancillary staff and am making my nurses clean and stock rooms, I'm Swailsing this bitch
Swailsing by Givinmyall July 15, 2017