7 definitions by Poojinky

Jon Jones Juice - a nice glass of ‘you won’t do shit ,sprinkled with the finest steroid game with overtones of Coke,hit and run pretending you’re decent.

When a politician has contradicted themselves with a selection of conflicting statements that they wont stand by or choose one of the selection to double down a position and give confidence, they just tactically slime their way around giving false confidence as and when it suits their agenda

Offriends are people with a common bond in offending people or correcting them sarcastically and enjoying each other doing it.

When you think you're the boss of the Cybers but all your exploits end up on github and russia decides who your next president is.

Extremely convinced they are being monitored by every intelligence agency ever 24/7, say whatever it takes to maintain a false sense of control while everyone spectates as reality turns into Twitter entertainment …

When geeks are wanking over what the best command-line tool / arguments are when 999.99999 % of the time they all have a right answer, they just want to have a little knowledge knuckle shuffle

When you and your partner face back to back (butt to butt) and get as many hands in as many things as possible and hop around on the spot in a circle